Washington Post Announces Influence/Access Menu & Price List
Washington Post Announces Influence/Access Menu & Price List;
NOW EVEN MORE WAYS TO LEVERAGE THE POST FOR YOUR OWN GAIN!
Due to the tremendous number of inquiries received in the past week about our new, flexible access programs, The Washington Post is pleased to present a menu of customer-driven ways our readers can leverage the Post’s brand to gain invaluable influence and exposure. That’s right, we’re throwing out all of the rules of good journalism, separation of publishing/editorial and all good decorum with a wider-than-ever menu of options!
Washington Post Influence/Access Menu & Price List
- Attend salon at Katherine Weymouth’s house with WaPo reporters, editors and other assorted DC movers/shakers: $50K per person per event or $250K for package of 6 salons. Ask about category exclusivity for health care, energy and telecommunications!
- Tour of Katherine Weymouth’s house during Salon “bio break”: $2,500 per person.
- Sponsor “bio breaks” during Salon: $1,000 each or 3 for $2,500.
- Your logo on toilet paper rolls in 3 of K. Weymouth’s bathrooms: $750 per roll; $1,000 for two-sided printing on two-ply tissue.
- Disguise yourself as a parking valet and we’ll guarantee you get to park Mitt Romney’s car: $2,500 per event.
- Positive mention in Al Kamen’s “In the Loop” column: $ 10,000. (Plus you’ll get a free mention in George Will’s column.); Negative mention in Al Kamen’s column: $7,500.
- Mention in Dan Steinberg’s “DC Sports Bog”: $5,000.
- Mention in Kim Hart’s Tech “Download” Column: $25,000.
- No negative coverage for you or one of your clients for 12 months: $250,000.
- Flattering blurb in Reliable Source: $5,000; w/flattering photo: $10,000. Neutral “sighting” in Reliable Source: $2,500.
- Your name integrated into our innovative Masthead Hologram, so that the WaPo logo will morph into your logo/message when readers look at it from just the right angles: $50,000 for 7 days in print only; $100,000 for print and online.
To order now, please contact Charles Pelton in the Washington Post’s marketing department.
NOTE: This is a draft by the Post’s marketing department and has not been vetted by the Publisher. Or at least that’s the story we’re sticking with.